Thursday, January 29, 2009

Great Moments In Baltimore Journalism

Today in b, Baltimore's classiest free daily:
SUCK IT, SNOW!


Tomorrow's headline:
EAT SHIT AND DIE, WIND CHILL!







And coming this summer:
GO BUTTFUCK YOURSELF WITH NO LUBE,
MOTHERFUCKING HUMIDITY!!1!!1!!!!


Also, the Baltimore Examiner--the weird free paper for rich people, that only poor people read-- announced it was closing. Yes, the one helmed by the editor who allegedly pulled a shotgun on his neighbors. All charges were later dropped, much like his shitty newspaper.

Good riddance, and sorry to those fine journalists who were actually trying to do decent work there.

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