And the winner is . . . R.P. of Texas!
Every year I host an alligator hunt down at our ranch on the coast at Matagorda, Texas [...] One, you come with me on what I presume would be your first-ever gator hunt! Would love to have you, it would be a fun weekend with fun people and plenty of bourbon.
Thanks to everyone who "submitted entries," but there's no way you're topping this.