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If McCain wants to win--and he probably does? I think?--he should pick a less frightening, appealing, experienced woman to be his Vice Presidential running mate. Some names out there are Kay Bailey Hutchinson and Carly Fiorina. Those are kinda on the right track, but wrong.
Here's who he should pick: someone with serious awesome maternal appeal, great name recognition, and a love of dogs: N.C. Senator Elizabeth "My man rocks Viagra and then he rocks my world" Dole.
If McCain does that, then Obama better pick KING RICHARD FUCKING PETTY #43 for his Veep, or he is screwed.
Mark my words.