"It looks like a giant CG Doberman made out of Lite-Brites."

"Third, and even better than all those other things: When the Vikings first find Space Jesus, they think he's an enemy, so they tie him up. Naturally, when a local hottie (Sophia Myles) takes pity on Space Jesus and tries to take care of him, he punches her in the face so he can escape."

Thanks Sigerson