Sunday, May 25, 2008

Profiles in Caucasian Courage

Thee New York Times today lets us peer into the lives of four downtrodden pasty-ass white hipsters who are new to Gotham and must "make ends meet" whilst they wait to be discovered and justly recognized for their innate abilities and talents. Which include answering phones and posing for photos. They have to eat peanut butter sandwiches, for Christ's sake! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE!!1!!??!?!?

God bless you all, my honky hopefuls.

Photo: Chester Higgins Jr./The New York Times

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