Evolution

The Giant Claw's owner: an Ice-Aged, antimatter-shielded, ugly-assed buzzard is clearly an inspiration for . . .


The Goonies' Sloth (as portrayed by John Matuszak*): a deformed, mama-bedropped, ugly-assed but pure-hearted freak.

* From Sports Illustrated: "During his playing career, Matuszak is said to have enjoyed what he considered the 'breakfast of champions,' a vodka and valium combination that can not be found on any Wheaties box."

The Tooz: 1950-1989

Thanks to Bill S for the Giant Claw update.