Bohemian Grove Ain't Nothing To Fuck With

Think elitist, bucolic, and a tad unheimlich gentlemen's club (not the fun kind) Bohemian Grove will tolerate infiltration by the scandal-crazed media (Vanity Fair? Makes sense, but whatevs.)?

Photo: San Francisco Sentinel

THEY WILL NOT.

Notes from the bust, via SF Sentinel:

The security team rapidly paced after the lumbering [Vanity Fair writer Alex] Shoumatoff, who was found cowering behind a Redwood tree, his amble girth giving him away. For those in the know, Bohemians freely urinate against the giant trees, so perhaps Shoumatoff is a bit jaundiced in the aftermath of his poorly planned hiding attempt.