Thursday, May 8, 2008

Fiddle About


Though I try to keep not thinking about the 2 Girls 1 Cup fecal phenomenon, I was led by several reputable blogs to a Radar article about a poo-poo-pornographartist whose upcoming trial may or may not be related to Constitutional author (and President) James Madison's steadfast desire for future Americans to make and distribute a movie called Hollywood Scat Amateurs No. 7.

Anyway, while on Radar, I found this other story, which is much less nauseating, though not completely un-queasifying. And though the list of secret societies is mostly old cheese to world-weary folks like us, mostly I liked it for this awesome quote from Milhous about elitist sylvan freakout pad Bohemian Grove.

Referred to by Richard Nixon as "the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine," the Grove appears to be little more than a shit-faced summer camp for the world's wealthy and powerful men, replete with fart jokes and outdoor group urination.
I don't know . . . from the above photo, things look pretty sedate, if not downright fuckin' dull.

Oh. Ok then.

Photos are from Jones Report.

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

"We just got too much!"

Please click here. Be sure to read the magnificent comments. Not work safe if you have to explain why you are laughing/crying.

Here's one comment:
"Not gay mutual touching... WITH imitation crab meat? Holy shit. It's like heaven."

Courtesy (if that's the correct term here) Big Huge's Tim Train

The Obamajito

The drink that will make the Wet Hot American Political Summer of 2008 much more bearable, and slightly blurred:

The Obamajito
-Lime juice (2 oz.)
-4 mint leaves
-White rum (lots)
-Club soda (not as much)
-Turbinado sugar (a bit)

Smooth. Refreshing. Change. Future. Mint. Another please. Vision. Lime. Ice. Who does Hillary think she is. Another please. No I feel fine--do these have any booze in them? Let's get nachos. Hey do you think Barry O. ever called Michelle a cunt, like McCain did his wife? Yeah me either. Ok just one more and then I am out of here. Change we can believe in! I can also believe in mojitos. Mmm wait, I am feeling a little buzzed now. Buzzed on Barry O baby! Oh man I missed five calls? How did that happen? Mas Obamajitos, por favor! Ok I am grooving now. The debates are gonna be sooooo awesome. Fuck where is my wallet. Whatareyoulookingat? Ohgodtheroomisspinning. Hey, Terry McAuliffe, callmeacab. I need a beer. K thnx bye.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

FlurkrFind #23

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Monday, May 5, 2008

FlurkrFind #22

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Friday, May 2, 2008

FlurkrFind #21

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

FlurkrFind #20

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