Semi-Eternal Bacon

Gizmodo brings news of Tactical Canned Bacon, with a price of $16, a content of about 54 slices of bacon, and a shelf-life of 10 years. Which is more strategic than tactical, isn't it? Who cares, it's a can of bacon with a kick-ass M-4 assault rifle on it.

Venture Brothers Season Four Go

BREAKING NEWS

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!!1!! DID YOU SEE THAT SNOOP DOGG WAS AT RAVENS TRAINING CAMP?!?!?!?! HE THREW A BALL OR SOMETHING!!!!1!!
Oh and there's some boring shit about some Mayor getting on a court or something.

Wire Ink

E. Blake Hicks has done some work!

(thanks Atomic Books Rachel)